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The Proposal
The Proposal
The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93-year-old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night. It was during breakfast that Morton finally remembered what it was. He had proposed to his date Greta. But what she answered he just couldn't seem to remember. Morton picked up the phone and dialed. "Hello Greta," said Morton, "I have a funny question for you. Do you remember last night when I proposed?" "Oh my gosh!" gushed Greta. "I'm so glad you called! I knew I said 'yes' to somebody but I just couldn't recall who it was!" 
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