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Old 06-19-2018, 07:12 AM   #1
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Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain
to me about the long delay she always endured.

One day, when my aunt's name was finally called, she was
asked to step on the scale. "I need to get your weight
today," said the nurse.

Without a moment's hesitation, my aunt replied, "One hour
and 45 minutes!"

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