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10-12-2018, 06:02 AM | #11 |
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Some Funny Thoughts
- The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the bathroom door you're on. - A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you could lose ALL your keys at once! - Repeat after me: we are all individuals! - I used to be indecisive ... I think. - You've heard that it takes two mystery writers to change a light bulb? One to screw it almost all the way in and a second to give it a surprise twist at the end. - If a shepherd takes care of sheep, shouldn't a coward take care of cows? - When I'm not in my right mind, well, my left mind can get awful crowded.
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