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Old 07-24-2021, 05:47 AM   #1
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A pastor had difficulty to finish his message in 28 minutes to fit in his
TV message timing. They put a timer with the camera but he failed
to see it. Either he was short or long. They out a small clock on the
podium but that too didn't work as he never went near to the podium
but walked all over the platform.

A psychologist suggested that he put a lozenges in his mouth which
will last for 25 minutes. It worked.

But one day he was on and on and on for 42 minutes. Frustrated he
cut off his message and came back to his chair.

He took the lozenges out and to his amazement he found that it was
a rain coat button which he had along with the lozenges in his coat
pocket.
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