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On Time for Church
A member of our church choir arrives every Sunday morning with her seven children in tow, all a bit rumpled but never the less on time. Scarcely able to get my one child ready, I asked her how she managed her brood so efficiently. "Easy," she replied with a smile. "I dress them the night before!" 
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