A Cat With An Attitude

[MajestyJo]

A CAT WITH AN ATTITUDE



Homo Sapiens makes up my world,
Big giants with small brains,
They talk baby-talk to cats,
I think they are insane.

They've given me a sequined collar,
Which I very seldom wear,
It's tasteless and it's gaudy,
And it musses up my hair.


Their overstuffed is big enough
To hold a dozen felines,
I stretch-out full length on it,
I consider it's all mine!

Their people-bed is not off limits,
Be it king-size, full, or queen,
I elongate cross-wise on it,
While at each edge my people cling.


On occasion they speak sternly,
Which in itself is not impressive,
But shouting at a tiny cat,
I find to be oppressive.

If they shriek at me, I leave the room,
And head out through the door,
Perhaps a cat-nap or a cat-bath,
Will get my dignity restored.


I climb curtains, drapes and blinds,
I am amazing on a valence,
Once I am up, I strut my stuff,
I never lose my balance.

My motor always runs and hums,
It never skips a beat,
It's set on automatic purr,
It works best when I'm asleep.


Cat wisdom is an awesome thing,
As we felines are aware,
It far surpasses human being's,
Anybody's ... anywhere.

My people claim to be in charge,
I let them feel that way,
But in my realistic mind,
I know they are my slaves.


Though a hundred times as big as I,
They kowtow to meows,
Fellow cats! Take heart! Unite!
We've got them where we want them now!

I think that it was good of God
To stock our world with humans,
No other creature did God feature,
With laps so perfectly designed.


The Seventh Day, the Bible says,
Was when God sat back to rest,
And that's the very day, I think,
Cats were made and blest.

Designed at such a restful time,
With God's own gentle touch,
Explains why we yawn a lot,
And why we sleep so much.


As long as humans behave themselves,
We'll allow them to attend us,
We'll overlook their baby-talk,
And not let it offend us.

Now, mark my words, and I tell you true,
We are the Chosen Ones,
Cats were designed and meant to rule,
And be in charge of everyone!


Virginia (Ginny) Ellis
Copyright May 2005

[MajestyJo]

Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.

Jobs come and go.
Love waxes and wanes.
Men don't do what they're supposed to do.

Hearts break.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Careers end.

BUT.........

Sisters are there,
No matter how much time and how
Many miles are between you.
A girl friend is never farther away
Than needing her can reach.

When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you
Have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life
Will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on,
Praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on
Your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the
Valleys' end.

Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk
Beside you...Or come in and carry you out.
Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters,

Daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers,
Grandmothers , aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended
Family, all bless our life!

The world wouldn't be the same without women, and
Neither would I. When we began this adventure called
Womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or
Sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we
Would need each other.
Every day, we need each other still.

Pass this on
To all the women who help make your life meaningful.
I just did.
Short and very sweet:
There are more than twenty angels in this world.
Ten are peacefully sleeping on clouds.
Nine are playing.
And one is reading her email at this moment.

Someone you love will surprise you.
__________________

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