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Biscuits for our Office
This one is intended for the "How do these people survive" pile. I can attest to this one personally. I walked into a McDonalds one morning to buy a bagful of breakfast sausage-and-egg biscuits for our small office. One gentleman in our office didn't eat sausage, so I asked for one scrambled-egg-only biscuit. "Sorry, we can't do that." came the reply. "Why not?" "It's not on my board, we don't do that." Thinking surely she had misunderstood me, I tried again: "All I want is a biscuit with a scrambled egg on it. Surely you can do that." "No, sorry, we can't. All we have are sausage-and-egg biscuits." Becoming exasperated, I realized I was fighting a losing battle, and opted to play a hunch. I asked, "Well, can I get a sausage-and-egg-biscuit, hold the sausage?" "Oh, sure! That's no problem!" came the gleeful reply...and back the order went "Sausage Egg Biscuit - no sausage." ![]()
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