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bluidkiti · 10-12-2018, 06:02 AM

Some Funny Thoughts

- The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

- A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you could lose ALL your keys at once!

- Repeat after me: we are all individuals!

- I used to be indecisive ... I think.

- You've heard that it takes two mystery writers to change a light bulb? One to screw it almost all the way in and a second to give it a surprise twist at the end.

- If a shepherd takes care of sheep, shouldn't a coward take care of cows?

- When I'm not in my right mind, well, my left mind can get awful crowded.

10-12-2018, 06:02 AM	#11
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 70,876	Some Funny Thoughts - The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the bathroom door you're on. - A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you could lose ALL your keys at once! - Repeat after me: we are all individuals! - I used to be indecisive ... I think. - You've heard that it takes two mystery writers to change a light bulb? One to screw it almost all the way in and a second to give it a surprise twist at the end. - If a shepherd takes care of sheep, shouldn't a coward take care of cows? - When I'm not in my right mind, well, my left mind can get awful crowded. __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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