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bluidkiti · 04-23-2017, 08:02 AM

A Laundry Funny

It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry
where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I
would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home.
"It's for my cousin," she apologized, "who's eight months
pregnant and can't get out much anymore."

I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at
the door. A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered.

"Hi, there," I said with a big smile. "Is your mommy home?"
Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, "I have
a delivery for her."

The child's mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide. "Mom!"
She shrieked, "come quick! It's the stork!"

04-23-2017, 08:02 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 70,570	A Laundry Funny A Laundry Funny It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home. "It's for my cousin," she apologized, "who's eight months pregnant and can't get out much anymore." I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at the door. A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered. "Hi, there," I said with a big smile. "Is your mommy home?" Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, "I have a delivery for her." The child's mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide. "Mom!" She shrieked, "come quick! It's the stork!" __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.