Are you watching me or you?
Found this to be funny. How often does the paranoid alcoholic/addict think that they are being watched and everyone is looking at them.
When in fact every alcoholic/addict is looking at themselves and don't even know the other person is there.
A young guy in recovery said to me at a morning meeting, "Jo no one even noticed that I got my hair cut." Besides the fact that no one had seen him with his hair down, it had always been in a ponytail, no one is really looking at his hair, they are worrying if someone is looking at them.
Ever walk into a room and everyone stops talking and you think they were talking about you. Just maybe, they were just glad to see you and stopped to acknowledge you.