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Forum: Humor 04-24-2024, 07:37 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Why does a Rooster crow so early in the morning? ... Why does a Rooster crow so early in the morning? To get a word in before the Hens wake up. :11:

Forum: Humor 07-14-2021, 03:48 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti It seems like every time our piano tuner John... It seems like every time our piano tuner John comes to our house, he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I agree with him that it should be done every six months, but I don't really...

Forum: Humor 04-01-2021, 05:00 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Tax Season Tax day -- April 15 -- was... Tax Season Tax day -- April 15 -- was looming when an elderly woman showed up at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. "Why so many?" the clerk asked. "My son is...

Forum: Humor 04-01-2021, 04:59 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday,... Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the people at the clerk’s office that she was exempt because of her age. "You...

Forum: Humor 02-28-2021, 05:26 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank. Give a man... Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone. ***** The English Language is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though. ***** I...

Forum: Humor 02-14-2021, 07:05 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Puns Jest For Kids - Riddles and Puns for... Puns Jest For Kids - Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old - Why was the cookie so unhappy. Because his mother was a wafer so long. Why did the waiter fall over? He was tipped.

Forum: Humor 01-12-2021, 05:29 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti The teenager lost a contact lens while playing... The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he went inside and told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went...

Forum: Humor 01-03-2021, 05:29 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti If vegetarians eat vegetables, then you really... If vegetarians eat vegetables, then you really have to watch out for humanitarians. :11: You can make 7 even, by removing the 's'. You can make 6 odd, by removing the 's'. I for one like Roman...

Forum: Humor 05-11-2020, 06:37 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti A flock of sheep are grazing in a field, happily... A flock of sheep are grazing in a field, happily going "baa baa" to each other and discussing life as usual when suddenly they hear a "moo mooooooooooooooooooo!" They look around and see only...

Forum: Humor 04-22-2020, 02:48 PM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti What do you call a cat that plays piano? A... What do you call a cat that plays piano? A mew-sician. :27:

Forum: Humor 04-16-2020, 05:48 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Having lost weight over the past few years, I was... Having lost weight over the past few years, I was discarding things from my wardrobe that no longer fit. My seven-year-old niece was watching as I held up a huge pair of slacks. "Wow," I said....

Forum: Humor 04-07-2020, 06:28 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Libby said her three year old daughter's... Libby said her three year old daughter's restaurant meal came with a sundae. Of course, all daughter knows is "ice cream". When the waitress asked her daughter, "Would you like your ice cream...

Forum: Humor 04-02-2020, 05:47 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug... The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick...

Forum: Humor 03-30-2020, 06:32 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti This guy was walking along the beach one day and... This guy was walking along the beach one day and ran across a lamp (what a surprise). He picked it up a rubbed it and a genie popped out (ohh, another big surprise). The genie told him he would grant...

Forum: Humor 03-25-2020, 04:16 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an... My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And...

Forum: Humor 03-19-2020, 08:02 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him... Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt...

Forum: Humor 03-17-2020, 05:42 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti When my three-year-old son opened the birthday... When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom...

Forum: Humor 02-21-2020, 08:48 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti My husband has always had a beard. One day, he... My husband has always had a beard. One day, he decided to shave it off. He came into the room where my 5-year-old daughter Samantha was and asked her, "Notice anything different?" To which she...

Forum: Humor 02-03-2020, 07:00 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti In a rest room at in the Houston Medical Center,... In a rest room at in the Houston Medical Center, a floor supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "THINK!" The next day, when he went to the rest room,...

Forum: Humor 01-03-2020, 06:26 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher... A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher decided to investigate. "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again." "Well... yes, it is." replied Carol, reluctantly. "I was...

Forum: Humor 01-02-2020, 06:51 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Three older ladies were discussing the travails... Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I...

Forum: Humor 12-30-2019, 05:16 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti When a woman says, "What?" it's not because she... When a woman says, "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She is giving you a chance to change what you said... :11:

Forum: Humor 12-24-2019, 07:10 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice... What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies. :11:

Forum: Humor 11-22-2019, 06:12 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was... A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. "Hoot mon," he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been...

Forum: Humor 11-18-2019, 08:16 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti My doctor said I was paranoid... well, he didn't... My doctor said I was paranoid... well, he didn't actually say it, but I could tell he was thinking it. :272: -------- On Coast Guard Cutters, low-ranking crewmembers take turns in the galley...

Forum: Humor 11-04-2019, 06:27 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we... While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour...

Forum: Humor 09-11-2019, 09:28 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Mary goes to her first show at an art gallery and... Mary goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray...

Forum: Humor 07-30-2019, 04:03 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a... Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged...

Forum: Humor 06-29-2019, 06:34 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti I've gotten to the age where I need my false... I've gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses. :272: ----------- The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty...

Forum: Humor 06-24-2019, 06:38 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Some people get wiser as they get older, and... Some people get wiser as they get older, and others just get old. I read in Reader's Digest of a man who had just turned sixty, planting his spring garden, with the help of his 91-year-old father....

Forum: Humor 06-16-2019, 07:04 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Cold Cream A little boy watched, fascinated,... Cold Cream A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,"...

Forum: Humor 05-29-2019, 05:42 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti One of our church deacons, a barber, at the... One of our church deacons, a barber, at the Baptist church in Auburn, Alabama, was feeling guilty because he had never witnessed for the Lord. One day a man came into his barbershop and asked for a...

Forum: Humor 05-14-2019, 06:12 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti A young boy who had just gotten his driving... A young boy who had just gotten his driving permit asked his father if he could use the family car. The father said he could use the car if he studied his Bible diligently -- and got his hair cut....

Forum: Humor 05-09-2019, 07:09 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti An aching back sent me stumbling to the drugstore... An aching back sent me stumbling to the drugstore for some kind of relief. After a search, I found what I was looking for: a selection of heating pads designed for people with back pain .... all on...

Forum: Humor 04-26-2019, 06:30 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti One weekend my friend, a nurse, was looking after... One weekend my friend, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head. Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all night....

Forum: Humor 04-23-2019, 07:17 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti A nursery school teacher was delivering a station... A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started...

Forum: Humor 02-26-2019, 07:20 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an... My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And...

Forum: Humor 01-10-2019, 05:35 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti I was performing a complete physical, including... I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began. "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line...

Forum: Humor 12-10-2018, 06:12 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti For many years, it was believed that most... For many years, it was believed that most injuries occur in the home. This is no longer true. Evidence from a recent study suggests that injuries are most likely to occur at social gatherings,...

Forum: Humor 11-05-2018, 06:43 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Our kindergarten class went to the fire station... Our kindergarten class went to the fire station for a tour and some instruction in fire safety. The fireman was explaining what to do in case of a fire. He said, "First, go to the door and feel the...

Forum: Humor 11-01-2018, 06:41 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti A new teacher was trying to make use of her... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The...

Forum: Humor 10-22-2018, 06:19 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti A priest at a parochial school wanted to point... A priest at a parochial school wanted to point out the proper behavior for church. He was trying to elicit from the youngsters, rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice...

Forum: Humor 10-16-2018, 06:28 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby,... Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I would have a comeback. That moment finally arrived, and I was ready. "You know," I challenged, "even a broken...

Forum: Humor 10-12-2018, 06:02 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Some Funny Thoughts - The length of a... Some Funny Thoughts - The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the bathroom door you're on. - A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you could lose ALL your...

Forum: Humor 09-21-2018, 04:50 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's... One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline, it escaped outside. When it failed to return the following morning, I found the beast clinging to a branch about 30 feet up in a spindly...

Forum: Humor 08-10-2018, 06:33 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti A juggler, driving to his next performance, is... A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by a traffic cop. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the officer. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming...

Forum: Humor 08-07-2018, 07:26 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti We are growing old together, And as we go down... We are growing old together, And as we go down through the years We are sharing everything in sight-- The laughter and the tears. Now as we sit across the breakfast table, Our two hands...

Forum: Humor 07-15-2018, 06:48 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti Quick Jokes: "Not Too Swift" Edition A... Quick Jokes: "Not Too Swift" Edition A woman goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" she tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me"....

Forum: Humor 07-14-2018, 07:17 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti My three year old son and I were passing by a... My three year old son and I were passing by a McDonald's one day and he started begging me to get some "fench fies, pweeeez". I didn't have any money on me and I told him "No, Mommy is broke" He...

Forum: Humor 06-22-2018, 06:37 AM

Replies: 145 Daily Humor Views: 33,439 Posted By bluidkiti A company offered tours through the historic... A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist. He went to the...

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