Observations on Growing Older
Observations on Growing Older :D
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS. ~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are perfect! ~Going out is good.. Coming home is better! ~When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!" ~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything... movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them. ~You forget names .... but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!! ~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys--than the 15 pounds. ~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember. ~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep." ~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident! ~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.. ~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table. ~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?"... ??? ~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it. ~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!! ~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. ~Everybody whispers. ~Now that your husband has retired .... you'd give anything if he'd find a job! ~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet...2 of which you will never wear. |
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